🏖️ Welcome to Trump Gaza Resort & Spa! 🏖️

Where Genocide Gets a Glow-Up ✨

Just when you thought reality couldn’t get any more unhinged, Donald Trump dropped an AI masterpiece: a luxury resort in Gaza—complete with pristine beaches, 18-hole golf courses, and NOT A SINGLE PALESTINIAN IN SIGHT. 🏌️‍♂️🌴

Because why rebuild homes when you can build Trump Towers Gaza instead? 🏨💸

• 🔸 Ethnic cleansing? No, just “exclusive guest curation” 🙃
• 🔸 Historical sites? Bulldozed for infinity pools 🏊‍♂️
• 🔸 Local culture? Replaced with MAGA merch kiosks 🧢🇺🇸
• 🔸 Genocide? Rebranded as “regional development opportunities” 📈🏗️
• 🔸 US complicity with Israeli war crimes? Just “unbreakable friendship” 🇮🇱🤝🇺🇸

When Trump said “Make Gaza Great Again”, he meant for tourists, not the people who actually live there. Who knew colonization could come with poolside service? 🍹

🌍 Meanwhile in Paris…

While Trump was busy manifesting beachfront apartheid, Emmanuel Macron was delivering a masterclass in facts and spine 🇫🇷

📚 Macron to Trump:

🇪🇺 Europe does give billions to Ukraine — and we do it without demanding Ukraine’s lithium, wheat, or first-born children in return.

Unlike some “aid packages” that come with a handy colonization starter kit, Europe just supports Ukraine without trying to turn it into a 52nd state. Yes the 51st is Canada.

🕵️‍♂️ Also Macron:

Putin? Dictator.

Said directly to Trump’s face — no notes, no fear, just big baguette energy. 🥖💪

It’s almost like you can stand up to authoritarianism without applying for membership in the Putin Fan Club.

And for the cherry on top:

Trump was asked today if he still thinks Zelenskyy is a dictator.

His reply?

“Did I say that? I can’t believe I said that.”

The man can’t even keep up with his own propaganda.🤡